Katherine-ism

I got this from my friend, Gwen. Love you lots. List 20 things you want to say to certain people but you know you never will. Names are not supposed to be mentioned. Ang tamaan huwag magagalit.

1. Thank you for making me hate your subject THIS much.

2. I really don’t feel you miss me when you say you do. Don’t tell me things you don’t mean.

3. Hate to burst your bubble babe but, I’m never gonna like you. Reality hurts.

4. You hate me? That’s because I’m prettier than you. Oh, and because your boyfriend thinks I’m hot. Insecurity kills, my dear.

5. You’re the sister I never had. I looooove you and you know it.

6. You look like a constipated hippo. No joke.

7. The world doesn’t revolve around you, honey. Never will. Deal with it.

8. You know you love me. Hello, I’m your other half and I love you to bits.

9. Please for the love of God, stop staring at me you freaky, freaky man.

10. Pwede ba. Mas maganda ako sayo. Mayaman ka lang eh.

11. You’re just jealous because I look good in a bikini and you don’t. Sucks eh?

12. Can you please shut the fuck up? Trust me, no one understands your language.

13. You will never know how thankful I am to have you. As in, really have you.

14. Oh please, he is sooo not worth your time. Do yourself a favor and move on.

15. I don’t really like shopping with you. Heehee.

16. Do you really have to be such a pessimistic bitch? There’s a thing called optimism, you know. It won’t hurt, I promise.

17. Why do you keep on viewing my multiply account? You are such an avid fan. I will block you soon.

18. You have no idea how much you’ve made me cry.

19. Leche ka. You think you’re so great? I know people who design way better than you do.

20. If you hurt her ever again, I swear to God - magtago ka na kung ayaw mo mapaaga ang lamay dyan sa bahay niyo. And this is no scary joke.